THEY CALL ME... MEME!

Saturday, January 3, 2015

May I present... MARK STERNSPINNER

ARRRGH MATEYS...

Ask this fellow what happened to his face...
His response~
"Well, first I fell and gashed my check...
I was so mad at myself that I punched myself
in the eye!!"

Bri, Mya and I arrived just in time to see Cayden still
being worked on at the PIRATE LEAGUE!

This is the "Wench" Sarah~

She said
"Go ahead and ask Mark Sternspinner what happened to his face!"

Thats when he told us his tale!

When Sarah got a look at Mya, the princess,
we thought she might puke!
"IS THAT YOUR SISTER MATE.... HOW HORRID"

The Princess Mya did not like her one bit!!
But then she said 
"Look at your brother...
Handsome, isn't he?'


Finishing touches~

Then it was time to swear him in...
Sarah said
"REPEAT AFTER ME,
I, MARK STERNSPINNER..."
As she went on, her phrases got longer and longer...
Cayden looks to us as he
finds he can't remember all she is saying because 
she is really talking faster and faster...

Oh no,  she is still going and going...
Finally she says,
"WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU CAN'T SAY "ALL THAT"?
"JUST SAY IT LIKE THIS...
A L L   T  H A T... REAL SLOW!"
Sternspinner gives her the EYE ROLL and says
A L L   T H A T ... real slow!

Then it's time to wait on the side...
Cayden waits with Daddy.
Soon he would be really, truly, most definitely be a
PIRATE!

He looks ready!

Soon Marc Sternspinner, a.k.a. Cayden, and his family get
called to the big wooden door.

Another wench gives Cayden some instructions 
before entering the Pirates Liar~

"YOU MUST NEVER, EVER, NEVER, EVER
AND I MEAN NEVER AND EVER
TELL ANYONE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND THIS
HERE DOOR!"
"ARE YOU READY?"
"YES!!"

Mommy, Mya and Daddy go with Cayd... oops
Mark Sternspinner in the secret room.
Meme and Papa are taken to another door to wait for
them to come out! 
We wonder... What is going on in there??

They all come out of there looking pretty pleased with themselves!

Sternspinner hears his name being called...

It's OFFICIAL...
We have ourselves a PIRATE in the family!

Oh my goodness~ It was all was just priceless!
Cayden, to this day, WILL NOT tell his dear old Meme
what happened in that room!